Horn OK Please!

Ok guys, this post is from Ma. She has this uncanny habit of reading and then remembering as well, the BUMPER STICKERS!! 

So, listening to the weird, funny and sometimes quite meaningful messages written at the back of our Indian trucks and buses from her is one entertaining episode!

Last night, we had one such session, wherein she jogged her memory while I let my fingers dance furiously on the keyboard!

Presenting some of the funny and some words of wisdom on our trucks, now…

  • Kanoon na kayada, chamchagiri se fayada. How true!
  • Yaad karo us maiyya ko, jo paar laga de naiyya ko. Baat main dum hai bhai!
  • Ek ho, magar sher ho! Hmmm…
  • Bhai ho to Bharat jaisa, beta ho to Shravan jaisa! A wishful thinking?!!
  • Paas aayega, to itihaas ban jaayega. This one’s dangerous, mate!
  • Raam Raam rut, saamne se to hut. The haughty one, I guess!
  • Lagi jhapki, zindagi tapki. Must have had a close shave, what say?
  • Sapne nahin, saamne dekh. Says the preacher!
  • Jitna sukh chaho, utna kariye jaap, dukh bhi jitna sah sako, utna kariye paap! A profound thought indeed! I like it!
  • Dekho aur tarso, phir milenge parson. Oh…again!?
  • Gyan mat baantiye, yahaan sabhi gyaani hain! Wah, kya baat hai! I second it
  • Gati par brake, varna haddi break! Says a traffic cop turned truck driver!
  • Jab tak bheetar aag rahegi, jaari bhagambhag rahegi! Another preacher amongst us!!

And my all time favorite: ‘Buri nazar wale tera munh kala’!!
PS: Which bumper sticker made u tickle??
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21 thoughts on “Horn OK Please!

  1. Ha,ha.funny post.Read some new ones here, not seen on the road before.

    I liked this one the best –
    Gyan mat baantiye, yahaan sabhi gyaani hain!! :):)


  2. Very funny indeed Shilpa. Even I liked ” Gyan mat baantiye, yahaan sabhi gyaani hain!! ” 🙂

    M gonna pass this list to my cousin. He runs a transport company and owns several trucks.

    Howz your vacation going?

  3. @ Pawan: Ok, didnt knew it was Rajnikanth’s dialogue! Thanks for enlightening 🙂

    @ Debi: Thanks and I saw ur tags! Pretty cool answers! 🙂

    @ Subhayan: Thats a good one 🙂

  4. @ Anjan: I know, I’d stay miles away from this one!!

    @ Sonyagee: I know, pretty perceptive guy to make this as a style statement on his truck!

    @ Amrit: That’s great Amrit, I am happy to help 😀

  5. I miss the wisdom “behind” the trucks as trucks in Bangalore either don’t have anything or even if they have it is in local language which I unfortunately don’t understand…
    all of them are nice …

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