Horn OK Please!
Ok guys, this post is from Ma. She has this uncanny habit of reading and then remembering as well, the BUMPER STICKERS!!
So, listening to the weird, funny and sometimes quite meaningful messages written at the back of our Indian trucks and buses from her is one entertaining episode!
Last night, we had one such session, wherein she jogged her memory while I let my fingers dance furiously on the keyboard!
Presenting some of the funny and some words of wisdom on our trucks, now…
- Kanoon na kayada, chamchagiri se fayada. How true!
- Yaad karo us maiyya ko, jo paar laga de naiyya ko. Baat main dum hai bhai!
- Ek ho, magar sher ho! Hmmm…
- Bhai ho to Bharat jaisa, beta ho to Shravan jaisa! A wishful thinking?!!
- Paas aayega, to itihaas ban jaayega. This one’s dangerous, mate!
- Raam Raam rut, saamne se to hut. The haughty one, I guess!
- Lagi jhapki, zindagi tapki. Must have had a close shave, what say?
- Sapne nahin, saamne dekh. Says the preacher!
- Jitna sukh chaho, utna kariye jaap, dukh bhi jitna sah sako, utna kariye paap! A profound thought indeed! I like it!
- Dekho aur tarso, phir milenge parson. Oh…again!?
- Gyan mat baantiye, yahaan sabhi gyaani hain! Wah, kya baat hai! I second it
- Gati par brake, varna haddi break! Says a traffic cop turned truck driver!
- Jab tak bheetar aag rahegi, jaari bhagambhag rahegi! Another preacher amongst us!!
And my all time favorite: ‘Buri nazar wale tera munh kala’!!
PS: Which bumper sticker made u tickle??
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July 5, 2009 7:00 am|
‘Ek ho, magar sher ho” that is one of the popular dialogues of Rajinikanth!
Good collection!
July 5, 2009 7:07 am|
Real funny ones nice collection….very nice indeed.Keep up…i did a couple of tags for u and unke comments pending hai…
July 5, 2009 7:10 am|
here’s one more:
seen behind an oil tanker:
MERA BHARAT MAHAAN
below it:
highly inflamable
!!!
July 5, 2009 9:23 am|
“Paas aayega, to itihaas ban jaayega.” is the one…. definitely dangerous one! 🙂
July 5, 2009 12:30 pm|
Ha,ha.funny post.Read some new ones here, not seen on the road before.
I liked this one the best –
Gyan mat baantiye, yahaan sabhi gyaani hain!! :):)
cheers,Gee
July 5, 2009 1:39 pm|
Very funny indeed Shilpa. Even I liked ” Gyan mat baantiye, yahaan sabhi gyaani hain!! ” 🙂
M gonna pass this list to my cousin. He runs a transport company and owns several trucks.
Howz your vacation going?
July 6, 2009 7:34 am|
@ Pawan: Ok, didnt knew it was Rajnikanth’s dialogue! Thanks for enlightening 🙂
@ Debi: Thanks and I saw ur tags! Pretty cool answers! 🙂
@ Subhayan: Thats a good one 🙂
July 6, 2009 7:44 am|
@ Anjan: I know, I’d stay miles away from this one!!
@ Sonyagee: I know, pretty perceptive guy to make this as a style statement on his truck!
@ Amrit: That’s great Amrit, I am happy to help 😀
July 6, 2009 8:28 am|
thnx !!! the animation works on ur blog … yeah!!! isn’t it cool?
and the blue template is final … i was getting totally cheesed off with my old one … looked like a terrorists hideout …
July 6, 2009 8:40 am|
@ Subhayan: LOL..terrorist hideout!
The new one is pretty cool!
July 6, 2009 10:26 am|
A friend remembered reading…
Buri nazar wale tera munh kala,
Apna to best friend Uparwala! 🙂
July 6, 2009 10:36 am|
I miss the wisdom “behind” the trucks as trucks in Bangalore either don’t have anything or even if they have it is in local language which I unfortunately don’t understand…
all of them are nice …
July 6, 2009 11:14 am|
done ur 2 tags .. hic .. check … hic hic ..
July 6, 2009 11:43 am|
@ Dhiman: Oops!
@ Subhayan: 😀
July 7, 2009 12:04 am|
funny collection
July 7, 2009 7:32 am|
@ M Verma 😀
July 7, 2009 10:21 am|
Damn neat…
enjoyed this !!!
July 7, 2009 10:46 am|
@ Aashi: Thank U Thank U hai ji aapko! 🙂
July 10, 2009 10:36 am|
Ha! Ha! Nice compilation…
There is another one…”Singh is Kinng”… which inspired an entire film.
June 5, 2010 3:10 pm|
Shilpa I read today “jab dharam badal sakte hain to jaat kyon naheen” Loved it!
November 30, 2012 7:32 am|
good ones … majaa aa gaya dekh kar