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2 Tags and a Report Card of Fellow Bloggers!

Am doing tags after ages!!
I had been tagged for these Tags by Shas, Mrigank and Avada

TAG 1 : Innocent… or Guilty?

RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2- You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
RULE 3- Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag to your friends to answer this.

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty
Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
Ever told a lie? Guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty
Kissed a picture? Guilty
Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty
Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty
Held a snake? Innocent
Been suspended from school? Innocent
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
Stolen from a store? Innocent
Been fired from a job? Innocent
Done something you regret? Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Innocent
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent
Kissed in the rain? Innocent
Sat on a roof top? Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Guilty
Sang in the shower? Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent
Shaved your head? Innocent
Had a boxing membership? Innocent
Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty
Been in a band? Innocent
Shot a gun? Guilty
Donated Blood? Innocent
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent
Eaten cheesecake? Guilty
Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty
Have/had a tattoo? Innocent
Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty
Been too honest? Guilty
Ruined a surprise? Guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty
Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty
Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty
Joined a pageant? Innocent
Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty
Had communication with your ex? Guilty
Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent
Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty

Guilty for just 23/42…. Well, that’s experience!! 😀

TAG 2 : How DUMB are you?

The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 5

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit .
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 7

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking (most of the time I wont think about anything).
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[] You have ran around naked in your house.

So far: 13

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you didn’t.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.
[] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 13

Even I am (13/37)*100 = 35.14% DUMB !

And now the Report Card of Fellow Bloggers on these Tags!

Tag 1 : Innocent or Guilty

Blogger
Guilty (Out of 42)
Shankar
25
Shilpa Sharma
14
Dhiman
13
Avada
16
Sid ‘Ravan’ Kabe
31
Guria
20
Bharathi
17
Shilpa Garg
Shruti
Rahul
Shahid
Nishita
Priyan
Amrit

23
13
22
26
14
19
29
Verdict High scores mean experience!!
The only source of knowledge is experience!!
Low score denotes innocence. But guys, be brave. Take
risks. Nothing can substitute experience!!
Cheers 🙂

Tag 2 : How DUMB are you?

Blogger
Score
Shankar
10/37
Shilpa Sharma
14/37
Dhiman
14/37
Avada
13/37
Sid ‘Ravan’ Kabe
24/37
Guria
13/37
Bharathi
9/37
Shilpa Garg
13/37
Shas
16/40
Mrigank
Shruti
Rahul
Shahid
Nishita
Priyan
17/40
17/37
28/40
16/37
10/37
17/37
Verdict Birds of a feather flock together!!
Cheers 🙂

I tag Avdi, Nishita, Amrit, Prashansa, Kavita Saharia, Neha, Kaddu, Rohitha, Lakshmi Rajan, Shahid Mukadam, Seema Syed,  Pawan, RSV, Swapna Raghu Sanand, Indian Home Maker, Reema, Roshmi, Chetan, Jon, Naveen, The Butterfly Diaries, Aativas, Whats In A Name and all others who have not done these tags and would like to take them up!!!

Images Courtesy: Google Images & http://angrygrayrainbows.wordpress.com

33 Responses

  1. This tag is dangerous!!!! I shall get down to doing it once I stop shivering .. Guilt written all over my blog isn’t a nice thing 😉

    Loved the report card. Nice Shilpa.

  2. hey i have always been scared of report cards ;|, i thought i am the one with least experience but it turns out dhiman giving me tough comptetion…lol

    🙂

  3. Hi shilpa…

    I guess i am the most experienced and least dumb fellow…. he..he..got first rank for the first time in a report card…… thanks for preparing the report… yes..shruthi’s marks are not there i guess…

    A good tag….. you got the second rank in both i guess…

  4. @ lostworld : You know what, Rohitha, I must say, I love your comments. They are so witty and humorous!!
    And that’s an art!

    Keep commenting and keep expressing!!
    And would love to see your guilty answers! 😀

  5. @ Bharathi : 🙂

    @ Shilpa : Yeah!! Dhiman is indeed the most innocent!! 😀

    @ Whats In A Name : And yet you don’t do any tags on your blog!! 😀

    @ Paritosh : Shot a gun?? Yes…many times at the school fairs/fetes ….remember those guns with which you shoot balloons!! 😀

  6. @ Shruti : I sent you a mail last night to know your marks, but it appears, we both were doing this tag at the same time!!, coz you too posted this tag only last night!!

    Will add now! 🙂

  7. @ Shankar : That’s a cool combination to have, Shankar!!

    And congratulations for your 1st rank!! 😀

    @ pawan : Great!! So, take it up ASAP. In fact, if you’ll see my Tags category, you’d find lots of tags pending at your end. So get going!! 🙂

    @ Roshmi Sinha : Thanks and you must do it too! 🙂

  8. @ RSV : Great!! I’ll add your score too in this report card!! 🙂

    @ evanescentthoughts : Ruining a surprise…Many times, you see I sometimes suffer from foot in mouth disease!! 😀

    Yeah, go ahead and commit the sins!!! 😀

  9. Hi Shilpa,

    this is my first visit here..and loved the blog outlook at first sight…:)

    for this post, there is a superb report that i found in ur post, which i have not seen so far…nice idea..:)

    keep expressing.:)

  10. When I started reading this tag..I was sure you will not tag me as I have been consistently missing your tags…and I confess it to you..I would have been sad if I would have not found my name there! Thank you so much Shilps…I was so elated to see my name there. 🙂 Now dont ask me why….but it was an amazing feeling!

    I promise I am taking this tag up and will soon be up there…I cant let you down everytime! 🙂

    And I know the real Amrit would be exposed now…as I am sure I would excel everyone on the guilty tag!!!

  11. Finally got down to doing the tag 🙂

    My results are posted on my blog. Don’t get your hopes up though. I am only slightly better off than Dhiman in the Innocent/Guilty tag!

  12. I pass… on both! Tried doing them already (saw them on someone else’s blog) but gave up midway! Only “Guilty/Innocent” or “X” marks is so not inspiring for me! I am a girl of 1000 words yaar (because I can’t draw pictures u know)… and such encrypted answers are real spoilers! 🙁 S-O-R-R-Y! 🙁 Give me some fun tag where I get to do a lot of writing, and I promise I’ll do it real prompt! Even before the other pending tags I might have at that time! 😀

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