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What If…

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What If….
“What if” is a question and lots of questions are beginning to crop up.
Thinking out loud…

  • What if men got pregnant?
  • What if dinosaurs lived today?
  • What if you were convicted of a crime that wasn’t?
  • What if God was one of us?
  • What if your spouse was cheating on you?what-if
  • What if kids ruled the world?
  • What if Coco Cola had brand extensions like Coca Cola Plus (Coca Cola with Vodka), Coca Cola DS (Coca Cola with Rum), Coca Cola Forte (Coca Cola with Whiskey)…
  • What if your body gave an instant alarm whenever you took an extra calorie of food!
  • What if the doctor had a stroke while performing a surgery on you!
  • What if you could go back in time and “Undo” the mistakes you did.
  • What if, the aliens and monster creatures of sci-fi movies attacked you, the way they do in movies?
  • What if life was a bed of roses.
  • What if there was a crime free world.
  • What if everybody was happy.
  • What if you went on a date to an expensive restaurant and found that your credit card was blocked?
  • What if you could read every body’s thoughts?
  • What if your best friend falls in love with you?
  • What if your doctor looked like Brad Pitt!?
  • What if your father is the next President of the country?
  • What if you are addicted to FarmVille and know about it too?

What if…
Well, I can have a lots of “Ifs” and you can have a lot of “Buts”, but If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas, so until then Happy Blog-a-ton!
Cheers 🙂

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49 Responses

  1. Lots of interesting questions, and some wild too. Like ‘what if the doctor had a stroke while performing a surgery on you?!’
    And it doesn’t matter if the doctor looked like Brad Pitt to me. But yeah, it matters a lot (and how!) if the doctor looked like Drew Barrimore. 😉
    Nice post!
    All the best for BATOM!

  2. Thats an expansive and truly creative list there…What if you could read every body’s thoughts? has played on my mind many times..
    Especially after the ‘What WOmen Want!’ movie..Really What if?…
    Wishing you luck for BATOM..
    this will be the 1st time I’ll participate so a review from veteran writers like you will be treasured..
    Thanks,
    Tc.

  3. What if only one look at a wonderfully written list was enough to memorize it forever.
    What if you can share this wonderfully interesting list with your friends in facebook…..oh,one can do that!!Thankfully!!!

  4. @ Karthik : Yeah…and what would the other doctors and nurses do? Abandon you and take care of the doctor?? :p

    Lol…at Brad Pitt! Aha…Drew Barrimore!!

    Thanks a lot!! 🙂 And wishing you the best too!

    Cheers 🙂

    @ Vibhuti B : Hi and Welcome Vibhuti! I know, if that happens, we’ll have a field day!

    Thank you and best wishes to you too!

    Cheers 🙂

  5. What if men got pregnant?
    I already screamed.

    What if dinosaurs lived today?
    Wow, big dinner party.

    What if you were convicted of a crime that wasn’t?
    Who cares, i would come out anyways even if i was convicted.:P

    What if God was one of us?
    OK, r u GOD? I am a good boy, sacchi…:) <- see cute smile wala What if your spouse was cheating on you?
    Phew I thought I was only one…:P ok this was bad….:P

    I know u did not want answers…par control nahi hua….:D

    Kudos, nice post… U had a similar idea but could not put it in words it…good u managed to it…and u managed to write it very good!!

    Kudos.
    SiD

  6. Like you always do! Managed to keep it short and sweet! Love the way you list things out with bullets/numbers.

    What if men got pregnant?
    Women would get maternal leave to tend to them 😉

    What if my doctor looked like Brad Pitt?
    I’d have scared him away by telling ‘adoption’ stories and would hope/wish/pray for someone who looks like Johnny Depp take over 😛

    Love the last line! If only ifs and buts were candy and nuts! Good One! Good luck with BATOM!

  7. hahaahahaa!! quite scary huh? what if,all you blog-a-ton friends emerged from this screen in front of me and came out and sat next to me and those who didn’t like my post, I would push them back into the screen…..hahaahaaa
    nice post..:))

  8. What If I’m never able to get any sort of surgery done ever in my life ever again bacause I read this post? 😀

    Good read! Good Luck from Batom! 🙂

  9. 1 observation: I was expecting FV would feature much higher in the list not the last 😉
    My favorite is that Coca Cola extension wala … you know why 😀

  10. Questions! some of those questions even i wonder sometimes…
    If my doc was like Brad pitt!!! then i guess he would have to eat lots of apples day to keep this doc away!!!:P
    And I am addicted to farmville and I know it too.. he he andi know not what to do!
    Good take on the topic..

  11. @ Shahid : Thanks!

    Well the Coke thing is my friend’s idea!! I added the Plus/DS/Forte!! 🙂

    I know, there will be a huge market for that! 😀

    @ Just Another Life : Thank you! Reading another’s thoughts…that would create a riot!!

    And the calorie alarm is so very much needed! 😀

    @ Parth J Dave : Thanks a lot Parth! Am glad you enjoyed reading this post! 🙂

  12. @ IIM ka Sarkari Babu : I know, huge market potential! 😀

    @ Siddhesh : Cool answers! Liked them. 😀

    Looks like you have BIG contacts!! 😀

    Thanks 🙂

    @ psychedchick : Thanks and am glad!

    Yeah, if twitter didnt exist…then we’d use FB/Orkut/Chats/SMS etc.. 🙂

  13. @ Raksha Raman : I like to keep things simple! Lengthy posts…test my patience! 😀

    That’s some good ones!! Yeah…we’d be needed to look after them! Wonder how the men wud manage with all the pains of pregnancy!! 😀

    Hmm…so its JD for you! He is so very stylish!! 🙂

    Thanks a lot and best wishes to yu too! 🙂

    Cheers 🙂

    @ indianhomemaker : Well, I have not heard this song, so I checked out the lyrics and they are soooo naughty!! 😀

  14. @ pushpee : Ha ha ha! That’s some imagination!! 😀

    @ Meenakshi : Thanks, am happy, this post some smiles! 🙂

    Cheers 🙂

    @ Jr. : Oh!

    What If…you never ever need any surgery!! Touchwood! 🙂

    Thanks a lot! 🙂

  15. @ Saro : Yeah…lots of birds flocking together on the farms!! 😀

    @ theschmuck : Thanks a lot, Sweta! 🙂

    @ Mural! : Thank you Mural. Am glad you liked reading these questions! 🙂

    @ avdi : 🙂

    @ Makk : 🙂

  16. @ Whats In A Name : Yep…light and cool, wild and simple!! 🙂

    Yeah, long time!! Good to see you too! 🙂

    @ Shruti : Thanks Shruti!

    @ Dhiman : Good observation! FV though is featuring last here but is on top of my mind!! 🙂

    Hmm… Coco Cola brand extensions would be a big hit, IF they are ever launched! 😀

    @ dilontherocks: Oh yes!! 🙂

    As I said earlier, this Coke brand extensions was my friend’s idea!! I added the Plus/DS/Forte, courtesy the Pharma experience I have!! 🙂

  17. “What if life was a bed of roses?”

    Dammit! You mean, it actually isn’t..I’ve been living in an illusion then???

    FV just had to be there..It should’ve been the title of this post.. “What if FB aborts Farmville?”

  18. Hello There,

    First let me introduce myself, I am ARJuna a young blogger from Mumbai.

    I am sending this mail for a reason. I am turning 20 years old on 11th February, Thursday. This isn’t just any other birthday. It’s a coming of age of sorts and more importantly it is the day I cease to be a teenager. I pass on from being a Teen to an Adult.

    I want to take this opportunity to connect with teens and adults alike who share my love for blogging. I want to know their views on the teenage and teens.

    If you are interested to do a guest post for my blog, please make a note of the following:

    1. Send me a reply on [email protected] as soon as possible so that I know you are interested.(please mention your mail id to which i can send an invite to co-author my blog)

    2. As soon as I receive your mail I will add you as a member of my blog until 15th February, Monday.

    3. You can publish your post anytime in that period though it would be preferable if you could post on or before 11th February, Thursday (so that it can coincide with my ‘coming of age’)

    4. I have given a few pointers below to give you some food for thought about what you can blog about in your post.

    The guidelines for your post are as follows:

    1. What are the most cherished memories that you associate with your teenage?

    2. Times have changed – What do you think is the difference between teenagers of yesteryears and those of today?

    4. What kind of trials & tribulations, internal conflicts, successes and failures did you face as a teenager?

    5. Any precious piece of wisdom you realised as a teenager?

    6. What does coming of age mean to you? When do you feel you came of age?

    7. If you are a parent then you are welcome to share a parent’s perspective of your kids who are/will be teenagers.

    These are just guidelines; you can choose to adhere to all/some of them but remember your style, creativity and opinion are more important.

    Looking forward to your reply

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