My wife calls and says, “There’s good and bad news. Which one do you want first?”
I say. “Good.”
“I found a picture that’s worth Rs 1 crore,” she informs.
“Give me five, lady,” I jump with joy.
“The bad news…” I ask cautiously.
“Well, the picture’s of you and your secretary,” she says flatly.
(Inspired by a joke)
Linking this to Bar-A-Thon
July 11th Prompt : Give Me Five
31 Responses
Woooaaahhh! That would be hard to digest.
I hope the wife finds the strength to move on from him.
Hahaha. 1 crore only
Tough to collect from ones cheating hubby
So that is the settlement amount from their divorce agreement?
Oooh, that’s bad news Mr! Loved it, Shilpa. 🙂
That was a good one Shilpa. Good news indeed . Five crores minus cheating husband !
Good one. I hope he’s ready to shell out 1cr as alimony now.
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This will be the difficult decision of the wife!
Witty! Good one, Shilpa. 🙂
Ah! The final word before they meet in court & the most witty way to address the alimony clause in divorce!
Haha! Not only 1 crore, but a lot more than that! Amusing.
This is hilarious. I couldn”t stop laughing after reading the “bad news”
Ha ha Good one Shilpa. Loved the twist at the end.
Hahaha… Great take on the prompt. I read this to my husband and his reply was “Oh that poor Chap” 😛
Great twist at the end. Brilliant take on the prompt.
Oh, just couldn’t guess where it headed dear, poor woman or the poor husband, how to pick ?
Will she have a last laugh at the thought of extracting 1cr from him and move on or will she stay stuck in the rot ? Thats the question!
LOL so funny and simply creative, Love it.
ha ha ha nice scripting
lol this is damn funny! I wonder what happens next
Ha ha ha …hilarious twist. Superb write up.
Hubby rejoiced too soon, Shilpa 🙂
Wife is a strong lady.
I guess the alimony will be worth more than 1 crore.
I am becoming fan of your writing. How cleverly you use the prompts.
Ha ha, that was fun, she should have taken those 1CR and then revealed the another news, lol.
This is absolutely brilliant 🙂
Oh my God, this is dangerous new even the good one results in bad.
A rose is a rose and a joke is a joke, this is what the humor is all about A La Shilpa Garg.
Haha! That’s a good one.. I guess he now knows what’s the alimony amount.
I LOVE this woman’s sense of humour! LOVED LOVED LOVED the post.
That ending Is savage well atleast she is going to be comfortable
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