Good News Bad News
My wife calls and says, “There’s good and bad news. Which one do you want first?”
I say. “Good.”
“I found a picture that’s worth Rs 1 crore,” she informs.
“Give me five, lady,” I jump with joy.
“The bad news…” I ask cautiously.
“Well, the picture’s of you and your secretary,” she says flatly.
(Inspired by a joke)
Linking this to Bar-A-Thon
July 11th Prompt : Give Me Five
July 11, 2018 6:20 pm|
Woooaaahhh! That would be hard to digest.
I hope the wife finds the strength to move on from him.
July 11, 2018 6:27 pm|
Hahaha. 1 crore only
July 11, 2018 6:37 pm|
Tough to collect from ones cheating hubby
July 11, 2018 9:48 pm|
So that is the settlement amount from their divorce agreement?
July 12, 2018 12:31 am|
Oooh, that’s bad news Mr! Loved it, Shilpa. 🙂
July 12, 2018 7:24 am|
That was a good one Shilpa. Good news indeed . Five crores minus cheating husband !
July 12, 2018 7:41 am|
Good one. I hope he’s ready to shell out 1cr as alimony now.
July 12, 2018 10:02 am|
This will be the difficult decision of the wife!
July 12, 2018 12:09 pm|
Witty! Good one, Shilpa. 🙂
July 12, 2018 12:27 pm|
Ah! The final word before they meet in court & the most witty way to address the alimony clause in divorce!
July 12, 2018 12:30 pm|
Haha! Not only 1 crore, but a lot more than that! Amusing.
July 12, 2018 1:23 pm|
This is hilarious. I couldn”t stop laughing after reading the “bad news”
July 12, 2018 2:11 pm|
Ha ha Good one Shilpa. Loved the twist at the end.
July 12, 2018 2:18 pm|
Hahaha… Great take on the prompt. I read this to my husband and his reply was “Oh that poor Chap” 😛
July 12, 2018 2:42 pm|
Great twist at the end. Brilliant take on the prompt.
July 12, 2018 3:17 pm|
Oh, just couldn’t guess where it headed dear, poor woman or the poor husband, how to pick ?
July 12, 2018 3:53 pm|
Will she have a last laugh at the thought of extracting 1cr from him and move on or will she stay stuck in the rot ? Thats the question!
July 12, 2018 6:17 pm|
LOL so funny and simply creative, Love it.
July 13, 2018 12:07 am|
ha ha ha nice scripting
July 13, 2018 10:34 am|
lol this is damn funny! I wonder what happens next
July 13, 2018 10:53 am|
Ha ha ha …hilarious twist. Superb write up.
July 13, 2018 11:38 am|
Hubby rejoiced too soon, Shilpa 🙂
Wife is a strong lady.
I guess the alimony will be worth more than 1 crore.
July 14, 2018 2:00 am|
I am becoming fan of your writing. How cleverly you use the prompts.
July 14, 2018 4:09 pm|
Ha ha, that was fun, she should have taken those 1CR and then revealed the another news, lol.
July 14, 2018 4:36 pm|
This is absolutely brilliant 🙂
July 14, 2018 8:45 pm|
Oh my God, this is dangerous new even the good one results in bad.
July 14, 2018 9:07 pm|
A rose is a rose and a joke is a joke, this is what the humor is all about A La Shilpa Garg.
July 14, 2018 9:26 pm|
Haha! That’s a good one.. I guess he now knows what’s the alimony amount.
July 16, 2018 12:17 pm|
I LOVE this woman’s sense of humour! LOVED LOVED LOVED the post.
July 17, 2018 4:51 pm|
That ending Is savage well atleast she is going to be comfortable
March 24, 2019 12:30 pm|
बहुत अच्छा… GOOD One … B + Get more ..