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15 Puntastic Food Jokes

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There’s no one single recipe for a good food joke. They come in all shapes and sizes, from clever one liners to verbose stories. But one thing that’s sure about food jokes is that they have zero calories. Treat yourself and binge on these funny puntastic food jokes and add some laughs and smiles in your day.

Sit back, grab something tasty, and enjoy these laughs

Caution : Read at your own risk.

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Q: Why did the students eat their homework?

A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

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My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don’t like them, you’re just hard boiled.

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A squirrel walks into a psychologist’s office.

Psychologist: What brings you here today?

Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat…..Nuts.

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Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped.

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Q: Why should you eat really fast?

A: Because you might lose your appetite.

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Q: Why can’t you trust tacos?

A: Because they tend to spill the beans.

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Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy.

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15 Puntastic Food Jokes

Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

A: To make ends meat.

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Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?

A: Because it might crack up!

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Q: How do you make a milk shake?

A: Give it a good scare!

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Q: What do bees use to style their hair?

A: Honey combs.

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Q: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?

A: Because it needed a chocolate filling.

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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

A: Breathe dammit, breathe!

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Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?

A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

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Did these food jokes tickle your funny bone? Do you know a food joke? Do share it in the comments below.

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27 Responses

  1. Some of these jokes were new to me, but enjoyed reading them over my breakfast. I love how you have been bringing such amazing aspects realted to food to the fore in this series.

  2. That was a fun post about food. Food is such an integral part of our lives and I do believe it should be made fun of too 🙂

    Ketchup: It was nice to meat you.
    Sausage: Yeah hope to see you again soon so that we can ketchup.

  3. What did one tomato say to the other?
    “Waiting for you to ketchup!”
    This one is the current favourite of the toddlers and makes them crack up.

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