There’s no one single recipe for a good food joke. They come in all shapes and sizes, from clever one liners to verbose stories. But one thing that’s sure about food jokes is that they have zero calories. Treat yourself and binge on these funny puntastic food jokes and add some laughs and smiles in your day.
Sit back, grab something tasty, and enjoy these laughs
Caution : Read at your own risk.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don’t like them, you’re just hard boiled.
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A squirrel walks into a psychologist’s office.
Psychologist: What brings you here today?
Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat…..Nuts.
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just flipped.
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Q: Why should you eat really fast?
A: Because you might lose your appetite.
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Q: Why can’t you trust tacos?
A: Because they tend to spill the beans.
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Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy.
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Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
A: To make ends meat.
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Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up!
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Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare!
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Q: What do bees use to style their hair?
A: Honey combs.
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Q: Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
A: Because it needed a chocolate filling.
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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe dammit, breathe!
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Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
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Did these food jokes tickle your funny bone? Do you know a food joke? Do share it in the comments below.
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27 Responses
Some of these jokes were new to me, but enjoyed reading them over my breakfast. I love how you have been bringing such amazing aspects realted to food to the fore in this series.
Some new jokes are here for me in this list
Loved it 🙂 🙂
Nice. I will share these with my daughter. These days she is collecting jokes and riddles.
Hahaha! That’s hilarious! Especially the green and purple one 😀 😀
The Pancake and Doughnut ones cracked me up! Thanks for the midweek laughs! 🙂
Hahahaha….awesome this one 😀
Hehe. These are really so cute. My older son cracks a few jokes like these ones. I shall share these with him. 🙂
These were absolute delight to read, Shilpa! Superb!
Great jokes. Loved each one of them.
Love it. Great content.
Thanks for the morning laughter, Shilpa. Lovely start to my day!
I’m on a seafood diet – when I see food I eat it! Ok, it’s a very old joke, but I still like it!
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What’s a lover’s salad? Lettuce alone.
Why did the beetroot blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
That was a fun post about food. Food is such an integral part of our lives and I do believe it should be made fun of too 🙂
Ketchup: It was nice to meat you.
Sausage: Yeah hope to see you again soon so that we can ketchup.
That’s a great post, Food jokes, fun read for a foodie like me. watermelon, doughnut, milkshake all are hilarious
Hahaha, these are so adorable 🙂
Simply Puntastic 🙂
The milkshake one LOL. But all are awesome.
Hahaha! My Dad actually can’t wait for a second serving etc, you know… like another chapati for example. He has to have it all on his plate at one go, ‘coz if it takes time, he DOES lose his appetite! 😀 😀 😀
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Hahahha! Loved it! I liked the watermelon one!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Old and worn out joke. lol
The cheesy ones are the best! Loved the one about the squirrel and the one about the grapes
Debbie
What did one tomato say to the other?
“Waiting for you to ketchup!”
This one is the current favourite of the toddlers and makes them crack up.
Hahaha… funny!
I loved the squirrel one, damn good. I am what I eat – Nuts. LOL
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