Funny Relationship Quotes

Love and Relationships! Oh,Β there are wonderful things, there are bad things and then there are crazy things about them too. How about looking at relationships from a playful and humorous point of view. Sharing some fun and funny relationship quotes which not only guarantee some smiles and laughs but also helps us to see love and relationships in a different perspective.

  • The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders. Linda Festa
  • Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky. Cathy Ladman


  • To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. Helen Rowland
  • Discovering all the dirty little secrets about each other is some of what a successful relationship is all about. Learning to live with those secrets is the rest. Mark Morrow
  • It’s been said a thousand ways by hundreds of different people through the years, but is still as true as ever. If mamma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. Yellow H.
  • Most couples have not had hundreds of arguments; they’ve had the same argument hundreds of times. Gay Hendricks
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller

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  • Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. George Burns
  • Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Unknown
  • Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller

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Which one made you go LOL? Share some funny relationship quotes that you have come across.

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  1. β€’Most couples have not had hundreds of arguments; they’ve had the same argument hundreds of times !!

    So true πŸ˜‰ Lovely collection, Shilpa πŸ™‚ Love is indeed like backache πŸ˜€

  2. Haha Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller…I love this one..You know I don’t let my husband sleep when I have to fight with him but he gives me the silent treatment! πŸ˜€

  3. Some of these made me laugh right out loud! Funny! Having been with my husband almost 18 years, there were quite a few of these I could relate to. Now that my 14 year old daughter is discovering she likes boys, and not just boys in general, but a particular boy…this post is even more poignant and amusing. Loved this Shilpa! β™₯

    • Glad that you enjoyed reading these fun and funny quotes! Aha! That’s interesting! Lots of love to M and to you too, Kathy β™₯

  4. “When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.” – Frederick Ryder

    “All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.” – Shelley Winters

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    I like the new word Flirtationship and the last one about the phone