Love and Relationships! Oh, there are wonderful things, there are bad things and then there are crazy things about them too. How about looking at relationships from a playful and humorous point of view. Sharing some fun and funny relationship quotes which not only guarantee some smiles and laughs but also helps us to see love and relationships in a different perspective.
- The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders. Linda Festa
- Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky. Cathy Ladman
- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. Helen Rowland
- Discovering all the dirty little secrets about each other is some of what a successful relationship is all about. Learning to live with those secrets is the rest. Mark Morrow
- It’s been said a thousand ways by hundreds of different people through the years, but is still as true as ever. If mamma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. Yellow H.
- Most couples have not had hundreds of arguments; they’ve had the same argument hundreds of times. Gay Hendricks
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller
- Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. George Burns
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Unknown
- Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller
Which one made you go LOL? Share some funny relationship quotes that you have come across.
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31 Responses
Love all of them..love is like a bad ache..lol
Thanks Vishal. Glad that these brought smiles at your end 🙂
•Most couples have not had hundreds of arguments; they’ve had the same argument hundreds of times !!
So true 😉 Lovely collection, Shilpa 🙂 Love is indeed like backache 😀
LOL and this reminded me of our eternal argument 😀 Thanks Sreeja 🙂
Haha Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller…I love this one..You know I don’t let my husband sleep when I have to fight with him but he gives me the silent treatment! 😀
Aah! And the silent treatment can be all the more maddening 😀
So true, these, Shilpa!
Oh yes 🙂
That thing about touching each other’s phone is hilarious. 😆 And so true! You managed to gather some really fun quotes there!
The phones are certainly out of bounds for the spouses (for most, not all 😉 )
Thanks Beloo.
Some of these made me laugh right out loud! Funny! Having been with my husband almost 18 years, there were quite a few of these I could relate to. Now that my 14 year old daughter is discovering she likes boys, and not just boys in general, but a particular boy…this post is even more poignant and amusing. Loved this Shilpa! ♥
Glad that you enjoyed reading these fun and funny quotes! Aha! That’s interesting! Lots of love to M and to you too, Kathy ♥
haahha!! Loved each of them, but especially the poster on relationship statuses!
I loved that poster too. Some of the statuses are hilarious 😀
“When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.” – Frederick Ryder
“All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.” – Shelley Winters
LOL these are funny and so true! Thanks for sharing 😀
Loved all of them, Shilpa! So true about mamma’s happiness. Loved the relationship status poster. 🙂
Thanks Vinitha. Glad that you enjoyed reading these quotes 🙂
Very interesting and full of humor. In a happy marriage these humor strips are like salt in a curry.
Oh yes, marriage brings in a lot of humor and spice in one’s life 😀
hehehe! the image (relationship status) cracked me up! the quotes are awesome!
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Thanks Ankita! 🙂
All of them actually!! But the best is….you can touch someone but not their phone!! That is sacrosanct!!
Oh yes, phones are very personal properties now-a-days! 😀 🙄
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I like the new word Flirtationship and the last one about the phone
I discovered this term recently too! 😀
Good Shilpa ! Enjoyed every thing you wrote, thanks for bringing smiles !! 🙂
Happy to spread smiles, Genevive 🙂
fun read ! 🙂
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